June 28, 2002
ENCINITAS, CA - In what promises to be the biggest
neighborhood event since Michael's wedding proposal to
Kim, David Magaro (aka - DMAG), 26, announced plans
Friday to move into Michael's place for the summer.
"Guys," said Magaro, addressing fellow homeboys from
his hometown, "this Sunday afternoon, I'm gonna move
my ass in."
Magaro's decision to move to Carlsbad, made partly in
response to a recent job opening, has sparked
excitement among women throughout the Poinsettia area.
"The Dmag is a lengendary figure with the ladies, I
just can't believe he's going to be living here! I am
getting wet just thinking about it," says Mary Wright,
a local resident.
"That's gonna be so cool," said long-time friend Rock.
"I bet it's going to be one big ass party, with tons
of hoes crawling around. All I have to say is THE
DMAG IS HUGE, THE DMAG IS STRONG!"
Added Rock: "I wonder if there will be any PS2
tourney's there? Cause I definitely could be down if
there was."
Despite such enthusiasm, not all neighborhood women
support the move.
"He played my ass a couple times, and he's just gonna
come over here and play all of yours too," said Amy
Coryell, 37, who will not attend the house warming
party. "I don't think Mike knows what he's getting
himself into with Dave. He wears the same clothes he
wore in the 7th grade, he only uses comforters on his
bed (also from the 7th grade), and he only listens to
Usher and Barry White!" says long-time friend Jackie.
Arizona basketball coach Lute Olson is very pleased with today's announcement, "I'm very pleased with this announcement by my man DMAG, but Wake Forest is still a superior basketball school than ours, and quite frankly, the PAC-10 is a very weak conference."
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"I'll admit, I was concerned at first," said Wags. "I
thought, how will the Dmag move here affect my
property value? Then I realized it would only go up.
He's my boy and it's definitely going to be a good
time."
"Seriously, my goal in these five short months, is to
force Wags to "get it ALL out" before his wedding,"
said an excited DMags. "I have got a lot of things
planned in the next couple months, things that include
porn, food, beer, sports, friends, a monkey and some
peanut butter. Fun for the whole family!"
"I view this move as a positive for DMAG Enterprises.
After reaching it's all-time high in early 2001, his
stock has definitely been fairly quiet, but this move
will definitely send his stock to new levels," said
the Goldman Sachs analyst after upgrading the stock
from "underperform" to "strong buy."
In the next couple weeks, DMAG Enterprises will be
having a "new corporate headquarters" party in
Carlsbad so watch the news wires for the next press
release about the festivities.
*****DMAG Enterprises is a brand-driven, international
multimedia entertainment company, focusing on high
quality porn; operates television networks and
distributes programming via home video and DVD
globally; For further information regarding DMAG,
please visit our Web site at www.dmag.com.
